fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

(Source: an-egg, via slytherinsaa)

h0llo:

college is for people who plan on living past 30

(via laughbitches)

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

(via pomegranatesareawesome)

stevejobsvevo:

an alternate universe where the ONLY form of communication is yodeling

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

(via wank-stain)

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

(via laughbitches)

best-of-funny:

youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:

I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.

X

(via laughbitches)

(Source: quinnfabray, via brianajayde)